http://princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/ Princess Jasmine - Dirtiest Girl in the World en-us Mon, 22 Aug 2005 21:18:40 GMT 1440 CPG-Nuke Dragonfly Princess Jasmine - Dirtiest Girl in the World News http://backend.userland.com/rss http://princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/images/logo.gif http://princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/ http://princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=15.html A customer of mine recently when playing a game ran into someone that had taken my photo and altered it and was using it in game as their character! Hahaha! Too fucking funny. Anyways he took a copy of the picture and sent it to me along with their email address so that I could ask them not to use it anymore. I did that, but I figured I’d share the picture they altered with all of you because it is just soo damn funny! Too funny! I'm laughing my ass off over here. Mon, 22 Aug 2005 21:18:40 GMT http://princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=14.html I know that I have been neglecting to write much lately, but the truth is boys I have been so busy I can’t even begin to tell you about it. The move has turned out to be so much more work than I expected, and getting the house painted, decorated, fixing what needs to be fixed and all that has turned out to be a bigger project than I could have ever imagined. I mean I had a broken vibrator forever, and a couple of my boys had even given me the money to go get a new one and to be perfectly honest I just couldn’t find the time. Seems I spend less and less time at the Adult toy store and Nordstrom’s and more and more time at Home Depot. My puppy is adjusting well and I am happy to report that after moving into the house and giving him a yard to play in we have finally conquered the potty training problem! Yippee I cannot tell you how fucking happy I am! Now if I can just get him to stop eating kitty rocca out of the cats little boxes I will be a very happy Princess. Short of playing one the phone and with my boy toys, my sex life has dwindled since my move. In honesty I think I’ve had sex all of three times this month which is a record for me since I usually do it about 7-10 times a week. But I know it is all worth it in the end and having all my wonderful boy toys and clients to play with sure has helped things. I have to say that I really need to give a few special attaboys to two of my boy toys in particular, kendoll; I cannot even begin to tell you how wonderful you are. You have helped me with this move more than I could ask for financially, you are always there to listen to me vent about what is going wrong today and you have been extremely understanding about my lack of time for you lately. Sometimes I wonder who is luckier to have who, you to have a Princess like me, or me to have a pet like you. And stanleypet, even though you managed to get yourself in trouble a bit, you too have been extremely understanding about my lack of time lately, about how my move affected the return of the keys to your CB3000 while you were here in Portland, and considering how new you are as one of my boy toys, being this understanding so early in the game is very admirable behavior. Alright boys its late and this Princess needs her beauty sleep! Mon, 22 Aug 2005 06:47:52 GMT http://princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=13.html Oh my! What a day! My day started off as usual with a call to my all time favorite pet Kendoll, its too damn bad it could not have stayed that good. I had high hopes for today; instead I got a message from Kendoll that my site was down. When I logged into my server low and fucking behold everything had been deleted. I don’t know what the hell happened. My server Admin said the site was hacked. I’ve never been hacked before so I don’t know what the hell is up with that. Seriously don’t people have better things to do? Luckily on some weird whim I had decided to back up everything on my server the night before, so I didn’t lose everything it just took me 6 freaking hours to get it all back up today. Not my idea of a fun day. So Stanleypet entered his forced chastity today. He has an assignment to write about it on the forums. I will say that I am a very cleaver girl. I had him go to a flower shop here in town, buy me some flowers and a card and leave the keys to his CB3000 in the envelope and tell the flower shop that his Princess would call with details about where to send the flowers. Damn I’m fucking brilliant! Wait till you hear how he gets the keys back! I have a really cool photo of him locked in his chastity device so after he posts his story about the whole thing I’ll throw that in the forums for everyone to see. I just love doing stuff like that! On another note there are a few boys I haven’t heard from in a couple of days. Andypandy better get in on the bandwagon of spoiling his Princess, he hasn’t even made a donation to my birthday laptop yet. AND Rhonda! You’re getting desperately close to ending up back on my bad boy list for neglecting your Princess! I haven’t heard anything from you in ages. Oh well its late, and its time for bed. Good night boys! Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:42:01 GMT http://princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=12.html I haven’t written in a few days because I’ve been wicked busy and a little under the weather. I just finished up doing some web design for another girl that works Niteflirt, designing her listing and her Niteflirt homepage and the main page of her website. It amazes me how much time that takes, but it makes me a little extra cash so what the hell. In the mean time I’m busily packing the apartment. In case I didn’t mention earlier I am moving next weekend. Moving from an apartment into a house and I’m so excited! This will be the first time I’ve lived in a house since I left my parents house. I feel like I’ve taken a big step up in the world, even if I’m renting it. My next quest will be buying my own house! I got an early birthday present from one of my favorite callers today! Thank you Jack! I’m going to put the $25 gift you gave me towards the purchase of my notebook and go ahead and list your name as a contributor even though you didn’t hit my button for it! I know you’d want to be a part of what I *really* wanted for my birthday. So time for a funny story! The other day I was doing a phone session with another of my favorite callers… Jeffon, when we were don’t I threw my vibrator on the couch I was laying on and went back to my computer thinking nothing of it. Later that evening my JRT puppy, Odin, comes running up to me, with the vibrator in his mouth sideways like a doggy bone, with it on, chattering against his teeth! Oh what I would have given for a camera right then. The bad news is he broke the vibrator and that means no toy for me until I can get to the store and as busy as I've been and with the move up and coming who knows when that will be. One of you boys should buy a new one for me and order it via the internet, it would probably get here faster. I have a new project going up – a Word Press Blog, after that I will start working (I think) on a Dirty Girl Taboo Recording Catalogue. That should be a lot of fun. On another note one of my newest pets, Stanleypet is starting a Forced Chastity program on Tuesday. I’m going to let him write and tell you all about it and how we have it set up in the forums area as a tribute to his Princess. (I’m sure he is reading this and it will be done in short order) Of course I will have to approve the post before I let him post it and make sure he doesn’t give away too many of my secrets. Well boys, that’s all the news that is fit to print for tonight and I have a chat session to do with one of my little boy toys before I go to bed tonight. You all have a good evening. Night night, sleep tight and don’t let the bed bugs bite! Mon, 25 Jul 2005 10:28:17 GMT http://princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=11.html So I’ve noticed a new trend here lately and I can’t help but giggle at it. As you all know I recently put up new “Princess” listings on Niteflirt. Well one of those listings was a Financial Domination listing. Since putting that up I’ve had several calls to the listing and only one boy has left feedback, (Stanleypet is just standing out as one of those really good boys who always does what is proper) – Anyways, most the other boys that have called my Financial Domination listing have been cheap! I mean cheap! Like one guy told me he added $100 to his account just to talk to me and then 10 minutes later got the 1 minute warning. $100 my ass. Since I have several Princess listings it makes me wonder why someone would call the Financial Domination listing if they were not into Financial Domination to some extent. The things that make you go hmmm so early in the morning when you’re wondering why you even got out of bed yet. Sat, 23 Jul 2005 16:57:28 GMT http://princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=10.html So I’ve spend the last couple days spending time with my favorite pet Kendoll, and I have to say Kendoll is such a doll it’s no surprise how he got his name In the last couple of days Kendoll has spoiled me rotten, buying me all sorts of little things my little heart desired. He bought me all the new Tinkerbelle gardening stuff that I wanted for the new house and all the gardening that I will be doing from the Disney Catalogue. I’ll see if I can’t get some pictures of it all together and post it because it’s just too damn cute! Plus today he bought me a Tinkerbelle tea set from the Disney catalogue and a Tinkerbelle desk set. Actually here are some pictures of all the stuff he bought me today – In case anyone didn’t notice I love Tinkerbelle! After all I am a Princess and Tinkerbelle was one of the best Princesses of all times. She is living proof that good things come in small packages!] On another note I’ve been spending time getting to know a couple new boy toys and I must admit I’m rather pleased with them so far.] So I welcome Stanleypet and Andypandy to my list of little toys, hopefully you guys will work as hard as the other boys work to keep me happy and pampered.] I know Stanelypet bought some things off my Amazon wish list the other day but I am not sure what all he bought to I’ll have to wait to post about that until after I receive it.] I’m feeling a bit better today than I was yesterday. I had to laugh today; I got a call from a guy on my Financial Domination listing asking me to rape his wallet. He told me he out $100 in his account just to talk to me and sure as hell he ran out of money after 10 minutes. $100 my ass! More like $20! You know one thing I really hate is bullshit, for god sakes just be honest, you’re likely to get a lot farther with me than with your bullshit lies. Oh well. Poor boy he missed out, honesty might have gotten him a caring and compassionate Princess.] Well that is it for me tonight – I’m headed off to bed. Night Night boys! Fri, 22 Jul 2005 09:38:04 GMT http://princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=9.html This cute little fairy tale was posted on a Yahoo Group I am a member of by a a girl named Kay that also works on Niteflirt. It was so cute I thought I would share it with all my boy toys. Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't freakin' think so. Thu, 21 Jul 2005 08:43:17 GMT http://princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=8.html Well I didn’t write yesterday because I was busy as a bee, and I’m not going to write much today because quite honestly I feel like poop! I have no idea why but I woke up feeling extremely tired with a terrible tummy ache. Don’t be surprised if you don’t see me around much today unless I start feeling A LOT better all of the suddenly. I’m just not the type to try and have fun with someone when I don’t feel good. – Hell if the Princess isn’t having fun nobody is having fun. For those of you that are supposed to get instructions from me on a daily basis, I would pretty much say that you’re not allowed to do anything fun at all while your Princess is not feeling well, so that would prohibit any masturbation. I probably won’t take calls at all today except from boys that what to listen to me whine about how terrible I feel. I truly hope you all feel better than I do today, though I might punish you for telling me so at this point. Wed, 20 Jul 2005 18:47:17 GMT http://princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=7.html Well I’m back from my camping trip and I must say I am a bit disappointed in all you boy toys. Nobody bought photos, hit my spoil me buttons, bought anything off my wish lists or contributed to my laptop birthday fund while I was gone. What is wrong with you boys? I can only assume too many of you have not yet read the Pampering 101 section of my website! I did have a new boy toy sign up while I was away and I want to take the time to welcome him to my list of pets. He’s registered on here as ylhtm1 but I’m going to be calling him stanleypet! I like that name much better. He’s already impressed me with his behavior because while I was gone it seemed Hot Topic might have done something that could have caused my wish list to be deleted and he noticed it, and saved my wish list and all the necessary files to restore it. What a good boy eh? Something tells me that we will be seeing more of him in my posts. I do so love the good boys. While I was gone kendoll gave me $300 to spend while I was away and made sure I had all the nice things I would need to make my camping trip enjoyable. As a matter of fact, it was kendoll that bought all my camping gear last year for my birthday! I love boys that buy such wonderful birthday presents! I can’t wait to see what kendoll gets me for my birthday this year! For Christmas he bought me a diamond tennis bracelet and diamond earrings and gave me a gift certificate to Nordstrom’s. This is one boy toy that knows how to take care of his Princess. It is no wonder he is my favorite huh? I had another boy toy sign up today his name is andypandy and I’m hoping to see good things from him as well. He’s been communicating with me back and forth for a while and can usually be a pleasing boy when he tries hard. So welcome to my little world of female supremacy where I am the most important thing the universe orbits around me andypandy! Well that is it for now boys – more later if I feel like it. Mon, 18 Jul 2005 21:52:38 GMT http://princess.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/News/article/sid=6.html Well I'm tired of having to sort through Feedback to post on the two different sides of my site so I've decided to go ahead and put Princess Jasmine listings up on Niteflirt. This means that when you call me on Niteflirt from now on I want you to call the Princess listings so that your feedback goes into the right category and I don't have to shift through it. I don't think that is too much to ask. Not at all. I'm surprised at the lack of Boy Toys that have moved over to this site from the old one, just goes to show that most of them are worthless and not paying attention. On an entertaining note, rhonda paid her way off the bad boy list today. I think she thought it was going get her on the good boys list, but you can't go from being a bad boy to a good boy in just one little display of good behavior, that's too easy and anyone that knows me knows that I am not an easy Princess to keep happy by any means. I'm a pretty high maintenance Princess, I expect a lot from my boys, and bad boys don't get on the good boys list in just one day. You have to work to get their, earn your place so to speak. Speaking of bad boy lists, I think Justin is going end up on my bad boys list too now. If there is one thing I despise more than anything is a boy that doesn't follow through with what he says. Justin tried to sign up for my feminization program today and then didn't pay the enrollment fee. What sort of crap is that? When I asked him about it he said he would pay it tonight when he got home, of course it's not paid. -- If it's not paid by morning he’ll find himself on the bad boys list. Not following through is bad, lying is worse. I swear sometimes some of you boys are lucky you're not within spanking reach! You'd have some serious red freaking asses! Sun, 10 Jul 2005 12:49:10 GMT