The Most Common Myths of Phone Sex with the Dirtiest Girl in the World

#1 - A lot of people call me up and the first thing they ask is what are you wearing? What are you doing? I suspect that they are looking for an answer something like "Well I'm wearing a black teddy and I have on a little black thong and a black lace bra and I'm laying here on my bed rubbing my sweet little pussy." Okay guys, sorry, this just isn’t realistic.

Reality Check: The majority of phone sex operators these days work from home; either for themselves as independent contractors or for a service that routes calls to them as they come in. Phone sex operators are normal people just like you. They watch TV, they eat dinner, they do the laundry, and they clean the house, and so on and so forth. I don't run around the house in sexy clothes all day and I'm not lying in bed masturbating all day. I tend to make myself available on a regular bases, I pretty much have my calls on from the time I wake up to the time I go to bed so long as the environment I am in allows me to drop everything and give my client 100% of my attention the minute the phone rings. If I was wearing sexy lingerie and rubbing my pussy every time I was available to take a call, the reality is that I'd probably only take calls like two or three hours a day. You wouldn't be able to call me as much and I wouldn't be so anxious and raring to go. I mean think about it if I was rubbing my pussy for an hour waiting for a call I wouldn't be able to rub it for another hour when some guy asked me too while he sat on the phone talking to me. If I rubbed my pussy from the time I woke up to the time I go to bed it would be raw. So here's the deal if you want me in sexy lingerie send me an email and set it up, find me on yahoo and ask me to put it on prior to the call. If you want me rubbing my pussy when I pick up the phone, same deal, arrange it before hand. Otherwise you can pretty much expect me to be wearing a robe I can get out of quickly so we can play and not touching myself until we've introduce ourselves and figured out how we are going to play together. I mean seriously I can't be rubbing my pussy every time I answer the phone some of the Dominant Men that call me would punish me for doing it without their permission.

#2 - It seems some guys expect me to have clairvoyant abilities or something. As an example here is a pretty common conversation I have with these types of callers:

"Hi this is Jasmine"
"Hi this is "
"So what can I do for you tonight ?"
"I dunno"
"Well what are you into?"
*CLICK**

I suspect that this guy expected me to just start talking and tell him something that turned him on. Sorry babe, that's an unrealistic expectation.

Reality Check: I probably talk to anywhere between 10-20 guys a day. I'm a very dirty girl, and some of the guys that call me are extremely dirty boys. Some guys call me wanting to me to be a submissive little slut that they can use and abuse, or a dirty girl that they can do a nasty little role-play with. Some guys call me wanting to be dominated, wanting to worship my body, be fucked in the ass with my strap-on or wanting me to just ignore them completely. Some guys call to just hear me talk about sucking their cock or how I would ride them, your normal everyday hot, not so kinky sex. Some guys have extreme fetishes like I do. They are into stuff like rough sex, asphyxiation. Some guys want to hear stories about things I've done in real life. Some guys don't even want me to talk they just want me to play with myself while they listen and believe it or not some guys don't even want to play, they just like to call up and talk to a pretty girl. So knowing that little piece of information one should understand that if you call me up and expect me to guess what you want, the chances are pretty slim that from the wide range of topics out there I'm going to be able to guess which ones you like, which ones you don't like and which ones you would like me to talk about. You are much better off coming out and telling me what you are interested in so that I can cater to your specific fantasy, fetish or desire. The reality is I'm a very dirty girl and willing to talk about just about anything. If you are one of those boys that are just too shy to tell me what you like on the phone, email me before hand so I have an idea what you'd like me to talk about and we don't end up having an unpleasant experience with each other because you expected me to read your mind.

#3 - Lots of guys like to call me up and ask me "Okay you say you are the Dirtiest Girl in the World so what's the dirtiest thing you've ever done?" I absolutely hate this question and the truth is, yet again it boils down to unrealistic expectations.

Reality Check: You may not believe me when I say I have probably tried just about everything but it's the truth. I've been involved in the BDSM lifestyle for almost nine years now and you'd be amazed how much I've tried. But do you really want to know? This question boils down to don't ask don't tell. If you are not prepared for me to tell you what I think the dirtiest thing I have every done is, whether it's a story about how many guys I've one at one time, how I used to masturbate with stuffed animals, some naughty role play I've done, or some really freaky fetishes I have participated in that I can't even mention here because I don't want words on my site that could end up being index by Google and getting me tag for obscenities, then don't ask the question. If there is something you want to know if I've done or there is something you are into and you want to know if I'll talk about it, just come out and tell me, come out and ask. Trust me you can't shock me or squick me out. If you want to really enjoy the phone sex experience than when it comes to what you are into honesty is the best policy. Once again I am not telepathic and I cannot read your thoughts, so leaving me to my devices could very well be detrimental to your satisfaction, after all I think that time I shaved that guys back, rolled him in chocolate pudding and licked it off his body while I fucked him in the ass with my pretty purple strap-on was pretty damn dirty. If that's not your thing, well then you probably want to hear another dirty story of mine. I have tons of them, but you have to let me know what to tell you about.

#4 - I'm not out to break anyone's heart here please understand that. I'm also the type that believes one should never say never and disqualify the possibility of something because often times they can turn out to be a liar. But the truth of the matter here, is that it seems more popular lately that I get guys calling me asking to meet me or somehow thinking that if they spend enough time on the phone with me they are going to win my affections. Honestly if you're looking for a girl friend, a partner, someone to fall in love with you or trying to find your future wife, you're exploring the wrong venue.

Reality Check: I'm not here to fall in love, I'm not interested in being anyone's girlfriend, I'm not interested in a romantic relationship, and the truth is, it is HIGHLY unlikely that given any amount of time or money you spend on me I would ever consider meeting you. I love what I do and quite honestly, I most certainly develop friendships with my long time clients. Heck there are some that have been calling me for years that I would sit down and have coffee with given the opportunity. But they are friends. Friends with the benefit of having hot, dirty, nasty phone sex with me, and at the end of the day they are still well aware of the fact that I'm providing a service they are paying me for per minute. Phone sex is not dating, it's adult entertainment and the reality is if you have spent any time reading my website you should know by now that I'm not looking for a relationship. I adore being a dirty filthy girl and I don't intend to stop and settle down anytime soon. If you're looking for a date, some romance or a relationship outside of some sexual intimacy shared on the telephone you need to find a different girl. I hope other girls are as honest with you about this as I am. I sure hate to think some of these poor fellows that call me are getting lead on by other girls. Seriously guys, call me to have fun, to explore things other girls in your life won't do. Don't try to call me to build a future with me, because if you try to do that, you can pretty much bet your future is going to lead you down the path of rejection at some point or another.

#5 - It seems some guys think money buys them everything in this world and another popular question seems to be "How much would it cost to spend the night with you?" Okay totally unrealistic, get a grip please and listen to this next reality check.

Reality Check: I am not a prostitute, nor am I an escort and believe it or not, there is no price tag that is going to make me change my mind. If I sold such a service I'd advertise it on my website so that lots and lots of people would take advantage of it. I am also not a Pro Domme, hence the reason that I do not advertise such on my website. I am sure if you've read this far or if you read my website at all you have figured out by now that I'm not an unintelligent woman. I obviously know that there is money to be made in these areas. But I've decided not to do that. There are plenty of call girls, escorts, prostitutes, Pro Dommes and pro submissives (and there is a big difference in those five professions you know) out there that can cater to your needs if you are looking for something that extends further than the services I offer. But please don't be under the delusion that you can buy this out of me or spend enough money to get me to reconsider or change my mind. I am none of these things and I have no intention of ever being any of these things. If this is what you are looking for, phone sex is the wrong avenue for you and you should be looking for entertainment in different areas.

So that is the honest and blunt truth and unfortunately I know that sometimes the truth hurts. So if somewhere along the way I burst your bubble or ruined the little fantasy you were living in that it would somehow be different I apologize. I'm really not out to hurt anyone or disappoint anyone. I'm just here to have fun and do what I love doing, having naughty, filthy and dirty phone sex conversations with the guys that call me.